Bowels in or bowels out?
That would require me to be sociable.
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"It's nice when someone sees us, Hannibal. Or, has the ability to see us. It requires trust; trust is difficult for you."

Have the lambs stopped screaming?

years old


i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(Source: cherryblazerr)


It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

posted 6 hours ago

(Source: noslowsongs)

posted 14 hours ago

via:burdge source:meiji-choco

#Spirited Away

I’ve been decent up until this point and now I can’t quit crying….


really nice

(Source: thepotterwholockian)


today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

posted 19 hours ago

via:nezzies source:lohnerism

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man




ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick

One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

thank u


this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)